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1. A long eight hour of work.

2. A drive to a busy traffic from sheikh zayed road to al garhoud to pick -up my wife from her office.

3. Then, Rushing back home to cook for our dinner.

4. I took a break and grab my camera and do some practice shoot and the outcome is this…

(Composition : Tips & Technique i’ve learn from jepapert.)

after,I finish taking picture. I went to browse some old picture of Julianne and found this cutie picture of her when we are in China Dragon Mall,Dubai-UAE and thought of sharing it with you.

(My daughter Julianne Camille - China Dragon Mall Dubai, UAE.)

Finally, my wife call me for dinner.

While were having a short coffee break, I take the chance to learn some technique from Jepaperts and the come out is this:

depth of field - The point of focus of the subject
composition - How to express the subject.

…. hoping to learn more and i start to enjoy shooting.

1. DON’T PANIC, GRAB YOUR CAMERA

2. IMMEDIATELY RUSH TO THE GROUND IF YOU ARE IN THE BUILDING
3. GO AND FIND A SAFE PLACE.

4. POSTION YOURSELF AND START SHOOTING BUILDINGS/ PEOPLE / ETC.

5. FINALLY, GO BACK AND PUBLISH YOUR SHOOT PHOTOS.

JUST PRAY IT WILL BE ALWAYS LIKE THIS, IT IS ONLY MINOR QUAKE NO DAMAGE DONE.

inx’s Special thanks to Jepaperts for the pictures.

Bra Sizes

Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes?

If you have wondered why, but couldn’t figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed!

{A} Almost Boobs…
{B} Barely there.
{C} Can’t Complain!
{D} Dang!
{DD} Double dang!
{E} Enormous!
{F} Fake.
{G} Get a Reduction.
{H} Help me, I’ve fallen and I can’t get up.

Just like to share this joke and Thanks to saltypaw for posting this.

just keep on smiling

JON

Sakay na kayo!!

Ate / Kuya sakay na kayo ? palihim /pabulong pasekretong inaalok ng isang kababayan sa kapwa niya kababayan na ‘kala mo ba’y isang taong nagtitinda ng bawal na gamot, iniiwas na meron makapansin na ikaw ay nag-tataxi.( ipanag-bwal na sa dubai dahilan sa Meron ng Govt Taxi na available dito)

Part 1 ( Patawad nga po)

Ate : Dyan lang ako sa (Lugar), Magkano ba ?
Driver: 6 Dirhams lang
Ate: Mahal naman, 5 dirhams lang sa ibang lahi. (ugaling pinoy masabi lang na sya ay nakatawad)
Driver: yun na po ang presyuhan dito kasi tumaas na ang gasolina
Ate: Hindi na lang, antay na lang ako ng ibang lahi (bubulong-bulong pa na’ masyado naman ito driver na ‘to ang taas sumingil. Sana mahuli kayo)
Driver: o sige na nga (para lang hindi magalit at baka ma-isumbong ka pa)
Ate: teka lang kuya ! kasi nakalimutan kong bigyan ng barya yung bagger boy(ibang lahi na bagger boy ng isang supermarket o diba tumawad sa 1 dirham at naghahanap ng extra coins para meron maibigay na tip at hindi masabing sya ay kuripot).
Ate: saan ang kotse mo? Sa iyo ba to o rent a car lang?(diba nakakaasar / nakakainsulto una binibarat ka sa halaga 1 dirham, pangalawa, insultuhin ka ba ? at ituring na isang driver ka lang.)

Part 2 (Pinupuri o insultuhin ba)

Ate : Ang bango at ang ganda na kotse mo. Sa iyo ba to?
Driver: Opo
Ate: Ako din gusto ko bumili na kotse dito ‘kaya lang busy ako hindi ako makakuha ng lisensya. Magkano ba hulog mo dito? Utang ba to?
Driver: Opo, Car loan po ito via bank mga 1000 dirham /month.
Ate: ako ang plano ko 4×4. Second hand mo ito nabili o brand new.
Driver: Saan po tayo liliko (to divert the conversation)
Ate: Sige lang diretso mo at sasabihin ko sa iyo kapag liliko na. Magkano
ba ang brand new na 4×4.
Driver: wala po akong idea, pero hindi naman nalalayo ang presyo na saloon sa 4 x4 .
Ate: ano ba ang maganda 4×4, kasi talagang plano kong bumili.
Driver: Kaliwa o kanan
Ate: dyan lang ako sa kanto at ihinto mo na dyan. Pakitulungan mo nalang din akong ibaba ang pinamili ko.
Driver: Ok
Ate: Ito and ten dirhams sukli ko ha ( kahit hindi pa naiibot hinihingi agad ang sukli)
Driver: ito po yung 5 dirhams thank you.
Ate: Thank you din, sya nga pala kapag meron kang alam na
Kwartong available tawagan mo naman ako. ( bedspacer lang pala.)

Note: Not all Filipino’s are like this “Ate”, there are still more Filipino who
Help their countrymen. This taxi situation should be taken as a ‘give & take relation between our Filipino comrades”. You help them to save some money from a metered taxi and in return they help you to earn some penny.